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slimydad:

gojira86:

slimydad:


Bradley Cooper reading Lolita to his 19 year old girlfriend

this is literally the creepiest thing I have ever seen in my life

*crickets* She’s over 18, what’s creepy about that?

ok I’m not the dating police but there’s something mildly unsettling about a man reading a novel about being in love with a literal child to his significantly younger girlfriend while cradling her. I mean it could be just me

slimydad:

gojira86:

slimydad:

Bradley Cooper reading Lolita to his 19 year old girlfriend

this is literally the creepiest thing I have ever seen in my life

*crickets* She’s over 18, what’s creepy about that?

ok I’m not the dating police but there’s something mildly unsettling about a man reading a novel about being in love with a literal child to his significantly younger girlfriend while cradling her. I mean it could be just me

(Source: toilntrouble)

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise

teapayne:

I put a smiley fry in the microwave so next time my mom goes to make something she gets a pleasant yet unpleasant surprise